QuestionFine!
I know, ok? ok.
Cletus, as my frined we must now join forces and clean mower this weekend. Please you are expert and I love you but this has got to get mowed because no scissor in world large neough to clip enitre yard of my home in less than 1 year. ok? ok.
Now, Cletus, you are very smart. This is why I rely on your recompensations, specifically when I am sick with largitis recently you help great. But ovally, I need to know how mow yard with buried mower, can't afford new mower and wife recently sick with amonia. please help Cletus, you are good friend and very expert.
Thank,
Fanjuraji Bakbakarma
Official EXPERT: miniature collecting
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Followup To
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Fine!
Now Cletus is my friend?
ok? ok.
I buried mower and insurance cmpany tell me not legal. but I insist they give me money, but say no. So now I have buried mower and no money. You come over this weekend and help me clean dirt of mower? Thank,
Fanjuraji Bakbakarma
Answer -
That is horrible!
AnswerI have a better idea. All that gas that you have been saving by not mowing the yard can be used now. Dump it all over the yard as even;y as possible. Then strike a match. Your yard will be cut down and you won't have to use scissors believe me!! It may sound a little unorthodox, but it will work. You may want to have a garden hose handy incase the house starts smoking a little. Nothing like a little controlled home yardfire!!!! Afterwords the ash from all the burned grass will be useful in fertilizing the yard too.
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