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For those that have been blessed with computers that have at least a P3 processor, a Winamp player, and a decent online connection, you should feel extremely lucky-that's more than we can say for our prehistoric Tandy PCs that take 10 minutes to boot up, are constantly plagued with viruses, and say "good-bye" every time we try to use AOL. A working computer for you also means that you can now log onto superstreetonline.com, where you can then click onto the Super Street Store so you can order parts for your ride from a number of retailers at great prices. (Notice our desperate attempts at a shameless plug.) If you're not Internet savvy, which we highly doubt because we're always being told by you folks to look at some random porno Web site, ordering from our online shop couldn't be any easier once we walk you through a few basic steps. Follow along before you flip to some other page in the magazine in search of some hot girl that we harassed for photos at the last car show we went to.
If this story made no sense to you whatsoever and you actually are a competent Web user, then log onto www.superstreetonline.com now so that you can take advantage of the savings at the Super Street Store.