Small Engines (Lawn Mowers, etc.): spanish, babel fish translator, altavista

Question
hola'
me push mower not workole' for obrero, fill w/gas but start and stop right away.
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Answer
Bueno thing I know the ole Espanol.  First of all is the mower stolen?  Most stolen mowers won't budge when you want them to do some work.  They really just want to go home.  You can threaten them and curse at them, but what it really boils down to is the fact that the mower really is a piece of metal.  You can't hurt it.  Bounce the lawn mower around from amigo to amigo and eventually the lawn mower may forget where it came from.  Then it will start working like a champ.  If you need some help translating this message from Cletus cut (cortarse and pastarse) paste this message in www.altavista.com's babel fish translator and you will get Cletus's message.

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