Small Engines (Lawn Mowers, etc.): weed eater, weed eater, pulling my leg


Question
What is your address? I am also in Texas and I would like to come visit you.

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DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE BEEN PULLING MY LEG THIS WHOLE TIME?
If this is a joke I am going to have to report you to the site administrator. I can't believe I wasted my time.

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Not sure if I understand? Do you mean if they swear at me when I bring it back? I doubt they would do that.

I looked up the owners manual online and couldn't find the tourets option, would it be called something else?

Thanks
Sam

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Well, I thought about taking it back, but isn't there some way I can fix or disable the tourets?
When I exchange it, should I ask for one without tourets?

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I just bought a weed eater but something isn't quite right. Every time I start it, there is a pause and sputter before it winds up. Should I take it back to the store or is this normal?
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Did you check the tourets?  Because if your weed eater could talk, which it can if you really listen, it would be cursing at you right now!  If you have a reipt take it back and get one without the tourets!

Cletus
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Oh definitely ask for one without tourets syndrone.  They work much harder and you won't have to worry about the slobbering,sputtering and cursing around.  I hear they may have a cure for tourets, but why bother with cures when you can get a brand new one without tourets.

Cletus
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Oh it isn't an option.  It is a syndrone.  I meant your weed eater would swear.  If you listen real close you can hear them.  Don't put your ear by the spinning line or it will whip you in th face.  It hurts pretty bad.  I have done it several times as you will see when they post my picture.

Cletus

P.S. Have you ever seen Duce Bigalow?  Great example of the tourets.
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Don't report me, PLEASE.  I did my best.  I am only 12 and 1 half.  Ask Marc Milhausen, he will tell you how to fix it.  I just did this for the ratings.  I am volunteer of the month.  I wish your weed eater well.

Cletus

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When did I say I lived in Texas Sam.  Could we just move on?  Are you really going to hold a grudge against me forever, because I didn't answer your weed eater question?  If you are really that upset ask me the question again and I will try to answer to the best of my ability.  I wished your weed eater well in the last answer.  What more can I do?  I am not being paid for this free volunteering to begin with.  I quit, because of you Sam!!!!  What street do you live on?

Cletus Edmond

P.S.  Maybe I could fix your weed eater and we could have a group hug.