Small Engines (Lawn Mowers, etc.): lawn mower, caster oil, satelite dish

Question
Fine!
Oh no, I can see this is very difficult work. Can you recommpense books I can use? I went to buy diaper but they have for toddler, infant, newborn...I do not know which is right! Help help hlep!
My house yard growing fast, cutting will help it be lower.
Also, can you recommpense satellite dish? I have cable now. Dish mount on house? where? I very worried about these things you say I shoudl buy.
Ok? Fine!

Fanjuraji Bakbakarma


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Followup To
Question -
Fine!
hello, I am Fanju.
Yes, ok.

Today I try starting mower but thing make clunk noise and then sputter to halt. I cannot mow grass with scissor anymore. take too long. PLease help, what is it I can do to make a mower start right?

Fanjuraji Bakbakarma

Answer -
Hello Fanjo Bakbac,

There is a little screw in the middle of your engine called the rattler screw that is making the clunking noise.  It kind of looks like a little rattle snake under the microscope.

Tools you will need:

a diaper
a microscope
a satelite dish
a dishrag
a shovel
and a glove

What you need to do with the diaper is put it under the oil pan to catch the grease from taking your whole lawn mower apart.

You need the microscope to see the screw rattling around inside your engine.

The Satelite dish is for getting some tips off of DIY channel.

Dishrag wiping the mower off.

The glove will be used for burying the lawn mower if we can't get it working, which brings up the shovel.  That is for digging the hole we are going to put the mower in.  I would recommend digging the hole first.

PLEASE RESPOND WITH MORE

Cletus

Answer
Just forget everything I said and bury the mower.  That is the easiest thing to do.  You could also try putting some oil in it and the clunking noise might quit.  When I say oil I don't just mean any kind of oil.  I mean caster oil.  Good for the cold good for the mower.  Thats what I always say.

Cletus